Bathroom Experiences

All of this happened in one day:

Bathroom Experience #1:
I go in the stall sit down and I feel myself going too low. Then I realize that the seat was up... At Least My butt didn't get wet. lol

Bathroom Experience #2 :
I walk in the bathroom, go in the stall and do my thang (#1). Then I hear someone come in. Then I flush walk out the stall to wassh my hands. Then as I get out the stall a lady walks in and is about to go into this stall but someone was standing there with the door open. So I'm like okay they must be blowing there nose or something. Then I hear you know some sprays or tinkles and I'm like that lady couldn't already have her skirt and stuff off already. So I look at the person in the stall and realize it's a man. And so... as I look and dry my hands I think he notices that he's in the wrong place and we can kind of make eye contact and I make an ill ass Yeaaaaahhhh face. lol

(and of course this reminds me of Drew) lol

Bathroom Experience #3:
I walk into the bathroom and go in the stall take a whiff and I was likr DAAAAAYUMMM! someone is lighting the handicap stall up like no tomorrow! So i do my thang in another stall. lol